The Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open

heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the

care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked

him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his

treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"



He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help

you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a

nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns

are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my

brother-in-law."