The Irish Dept.

A father was trying to teach his young
son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water
and another worm in a glass of
whiskey. The worm in the water lived,
while the one in whiskey curled up and
died. "All right, son." asked the father,
"what does that show you?" "Well, Dad,
it shows that if you drink alcohol, you
will not have worms."