A kid comes home from school and
says to his mom, "Mom I've got a
problem." She asks him what it is.
He tells her that the boys at school are
using 2 words he doesn't understand so
she asks him what they are.
He says "Well, pussy and bitch".
She says, "Oh that's no big deal; a
pussy is a cat like our little Mittens,
and a bitch is a female dog like our
Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit his dad
who's watching TV in the living room.
He says to his dad, "Dad, the boys at
school are using words I don't know,
and I asked mom and I don't think she
told me the right meanings."
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go
to your mom with this stuff. What are
the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy
magazine down from the shelf, takes a
marker and circles the crotch of a
naked model and says, "Son, everything
inside this circle is a pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that
circle."
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