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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

I literally don't understand


literally 919 up, 242 down

March 6, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
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by Built2Spill Nov 17, 2004 share this add a video
1. literally 656 up, 70 down

a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."
"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
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by RockYfella Dec 5, 2003 share this add a video
3. literally 116 up, 21 down

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.
Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.
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