They are referred to as homo slackerus
created
by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless
posturing,
and spasmatic upper limb gestures,
which new research has
shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in
an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect
brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal
communication.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
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