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Moore's law

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Plot of CPU transistor counts against dates of introduction. Note the logarithmic vertical scale; the line corresponds to exponential growth with transistor count doubling every two years.

An Osborne Executive portable computer, from 1982 with a Zilog Z80 4MHz CPU, and a 2007 Apple iPhone with a 412MHz ARM11 CPU. The Executive weighs 100 times as much, is nearly 500 times as large by volume, costs approximately 10 times as much (adjusting for inflation), and has 1/100th the clock frequency of the phone.

Moore's law is the observation that over the history of computing hardware, the number of components on integrated circuits doubles approximately every two years. The period often quoted as "18 months" is due to Intel executive David House, who predicted that period for a doubling in chip performance (being a combination of the effect of more transistors and their being faster).^[1]
The law is named after Intel co-founder Gordon E. Moore, who described the trend in his 1965 paper.^[2][3][4] The paper noted that the number of components in integrated circuits had doubled every year from the invention of the integrated circuit in 1958 until 1965 and predicted that the trend would continue "for at least ten years".^[5] His prediction has proven to be uncannily accurate, in part because the law is now used in the semiconductor industry to guide long-term planning and to set targets for research and development.^[6]
The capabilities of many digital electronic devices are strongly linked to Moore's law: processing speed, memory capacity, sensors and even the number and size of pixels in digital cameras.^[7] All of these are improving at (roughly) exponential rates as well (see Other formulations and similar laws). This exponential improvement has dramatically enhanced the impact of digital electronics in nearly every segment of the world economy.^[8] Moore's law describes a driving force of technological and social change in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.^[9][10]
This trend has continued for more than half a century. Sources in 2005 expected it to continue until at least 2015 or 2020.^{[note 1][12]} However, the 2010 update to the International Technology Roadmap for Semiconductors has growth slowing at the end of 2013,^[13] after which time transistor counts and densities are to double only every three years.

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homo slackerus

They are referred to as homo slackerus

 

created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, 

and spasmatic upper limb gestures, 

which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. 

 

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.  Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

 

 

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A married couple no sooner hit the pillows when… – Buckle up BitchAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides