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Friday, December 21, 2012

My anti Twitter anti social networking friend

No "tweety-face/face-licker-book" for me, seems like telling a diary in spits in spurts of 
Chinese water torture style, 

9am - OMG- got a hang nail
12pm - ate squid brains for lunch look at attached picture
3pm - hailed cab, driver was wearing a turban, big surprise
6pm - got stood up for blind date again went to see movie by myself, 
ate too much popcorn now I feel sick
9pm - alternating shots of JagerMeister and Jose Cuervo Gold tequila, both bottles half gone, 
I should be passing out soon

-next day-
(rinse and repeat above ad infinitum)

(this kind of stuff is something I will leave up to to someone else to clog up the
 Internet with this "content")

I've got much better things to do than to narrate every breath in and out every piece of food that I eat 
accompanying with Instagram pic and every other little stupid thing that happens to announce to the world

Seems to me everybody on Twitter is a glory hog, and has this "look at me" complex

I don't truck with that crap

However there are only a few people who might say something interesting once in a while, 
and  Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of my heroes, and I came upon this tweet by accident from a Google search 
while looking up something else completely different -- such is the definition of serendipity!

also Twitter is an evil screwed up company, and six months from now nobody's gonna care anymore

It's also only a matter of time before the class action suits that are bound to be filed the next couple of months
 for privacy violations, Will eventually bankrupt Facebook, which I will be happy to see die off.

--
Sent by using an iPad as a hammer to my face and capturing the shards of wisdom that fly off...

> 
> 
> SOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
> yu twitter?
> https://twitter.com/artechno

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