My anti Twitter anti social networking friend

No "tweety-face/face-licker-book" for me, seems like telling a diary in spits in spurts of 

Chinese water torture style, 

9am - OMG- got a hang nail
12pm - ate squid brains for lunch look at attached picture
3pm - hailed cab, driver was wearing a turban, big surprise
6pm - got stood up for blind date again went to see movie by myself, 

ate too much popcorn now I feel sick
9pm - alternating shots of JagerMeister and Jose Cuervo Gold tequila, both bottles half gone, 

I should be passing out soon

-next day-
(rinse and repeat above ad infinitum)

(this kind of stuff is something I will leave up to to someone else to clog up the

 Internet with this "content")

I've got much better things to do than to narrate every breath in and out every piece of food that I eat 

accompanying with Instagram pic and every other little stupid thing that happens to announce to the world

Seems to me everybody on Twitter is a glory hog, and has this "look at me" complex

I don't truck with that crap

However there are only a few people who might say something interesting once in a while, 

and  Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of my heroes, and I came upon this tweet by accident from a Google search 

while looking up something else completely different -- such is the definition of serendipity!

also Twitter is an evil screwed up company, and six months from now nobody's gonna care anymore

It's also only a matter of time before the class action suits that are bound to be filed the next couple of months

 for privacy violations, Will eventually bankrupt Facebook, which I will be happy to see die off.

--
Sent by using an iPad as a hammer to my face and capturing the shards of wisdom that fly off...

> 
> 
> SOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
> yu twitter?
> https://twitter.com/artechno

Truthies

23 Adult Truths

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 

5. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 

10. Bad decisions make good stories. 

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.