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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Fairy Tale

The Good Fairy
Married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife. Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says: "Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." 
 
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92.
 
 
Moral of story - men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are friggin' female.
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