Sometimes....

S O M E T I M E S



Sometimes...
 
when you cry....
 
no one sees your tears.
 
Sometimes...
 
when you are in pain.
 
no one sees your hurt.
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are worried..
 
no one sees your stress
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are happy..
 
no one sees your smile ..
 
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But FART!! Just ONE time...
 
And everybody knows!!
 
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
 

If you are not having fun yet, watch this!

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bra size

Have you ever wonder why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,and H are the letters used to define bra sizes, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well, it's time you became informed! (A) Almost nothing , (B) Barely boobs, (C) Can't complain, (D) Damn, (DD) Double Damn, (E) Enormous, (F) Fake, (G) Get a Reduction, (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

The Computer Reads Your Mind!

http://www.petrix.com/magic/magic6.htm

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Osama Bin Ladida

Guerrilla Graphics

Sometimes, all you need is a picture

Fairy Tale

The Good Fairy

Married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife. Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says: "Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." 

 

Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92.

 

 

Moral of story - men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are friggin' female.