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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Obama Phone> Sign me up...this is a public service announcement...

This is for real!!!
NO JOKE

   Just when you think you've heard it all, our illustrious Congress quietly comes up with a new zinger to put their hands in your
   pockets, and pick them while you aren't watching. Isn't this just wonderful ?
  
   I was standing in line at the checkout counter at WalMart and as I looked at the line behind me, I saw a couple of people talking
   about what looked like identical new cell phones, bragging about the fact that their phones were free and so was the airtime.

   The woman in line behind me had heard the same exchange and turned to the young man behind her and asked, 'Is that a new type of cell
   phone?' The young man replied, 'Yes, this is my new Obama phone.  She asked him what an Obama phone was, and he went on to say that,
   'Welfare recipients are now eligible to receive what he described as (1) a FREE new cell phone, and (2) approximately 70 FREE minutes
   of air time every month.'

   Needless to say, I was a little skeptical about his answer, so when I got back home, I Googled it, and lo and behold, he was telling
   the truth. This was what I discovered:

   SafeLink Wireless is a government supported program that provides a free cell phone and airtime each month for income-eligible
   customers. In other words, your tax dollars are being distributed to a wireless phone provider to provide welfare recipients with
   free cell phones and airtime. I don't know about you, but as for me, enough is enough. We are $14 Trillion in debt, Congress is
   balking at continuing unemployment payments to those who want to work, and Congress is increasing the dole-out to dead beats.


 The above email is from some cracker on my email, but I'm in!
 
  

   
https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/Home.aspx
 


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