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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Obama Phone> Sign me up...this is a public service announcement...

This is for real!!!
NO JOKE

   Just when you think you've heard it all, our illustrious Congress quietly comes up with a new zinger to put their hands in your
   pockets, and pick them while you aren't watching. Isn't this just wonderful ?
  
   I was standing in line at the checkout counter at WalMart and as I looked at the line behind me, I saw a couple of people talking
   about what looked like identical new cell phones, bragging about the fact that their phones were free and so was the airtime.

   The woman in line behind me had heard the same exchange and turned to the young man behind her and asked, 'Is that a new type of cell
   phone?' The young man replied, 'Yes, this is my new Obama phone.  She asked him what an Obama phone was, and he went on to say that,
   'Welfare recipients are now eligible to receive what he described as (1) a FREE new cell phone, and (2) approximately 70 FREE minutes
   of air time every month.'

   Needless to say, I was a little skeptical about his answer, so when I got back home, I Googled it, and lo and behold, he was telling
   the truth. This was what I discovered:

   SafeLink Wireless is a government supported program that provides a free cell phone and airtime each month for income-eligible
   customers. In other words, your tax dollars are being distributed to a wireless phone provider to provide welfare recipients with
   free cell phones and airtime. I don't know about you, but as for me, enough is enough. We are $14 Trillion in debt, Congress is
   balking at continuing unemployment payments to those who want to work, and Congress is increasing the dole-out to dead beats.


 The above email is from some cracker on my email, but I'm in!
 
  

   
https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/Home.aspx
 


Monday, March 28, 2011

Click for youtube Hilarious video

Irish Joke # 1001

An answer I can Understand.

A tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall
Backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the fuckin boat."

Friday, March 25, 2011

If you marry an Irish girl

by Irish Craic on Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 1:29pm
IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL


The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do

the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that

she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third

day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house

clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the

second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and

his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.