Ask the Joke Jenie

Are you without a joke? Without a song? Without a thought in your head? Well, you have come to the right place...Joke Genie is a repository of one thousand and one jokes or stories collected from the internet and emails over many thousands of years. You may have three jokes....

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Jersey Tomato

An old Italian lived alone inNew Jersey
 
 He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
 
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
 
Dear Vincent,
 
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant 
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would  be over.
I know you would be happy to dig  the plot for me , like in the old days. 
Love,

Papa
 
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
 
Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. 
Love,
Vinnie
 
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived 
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. 
They apologized to the old manï and left.
 
Thatï same day the old man received another letter from his son.
 
Dear Pop,
 
 Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. 
That's the best I could do under the circumstances. 
Love you, 
Vinnie
 

No comments:

Post a Comment