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Are you without a joke? Without a song? Without a thought in your head? Well, you have come to the right place...Joke Genie is a repository of one thousand and one jokes or stories collected from the internet and emails over many thousands of years. You may have three jokes....

Friday, September 30, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Sloppy Supermarket labeling

http://www.happyplace.com/9969/products-with-unintentionally-vulgar-sticker-placements

to which my witty cousin, Tommy G, replied:
I always got a kick out out of Murine.  It was just urine with an "M" in front of it.

..sure it "gets the red out" but it "puts the yellow in" and you end up going around for the rest of the day looking "pissed"!

and contributed this...

 

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sometimes....

S O M E T I M E S



Sometimes...
 
when you cry....
 
no one sees your tears.
 
Sometimes...
 
when you are in pain.
 
no one sees your hurt.
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are worried..
 
no one sees your stress
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are happy..
 
no one sees your smile ..
 
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But FART!! Just ONE time...
 
And everybody knows!!
 
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
 

Monday, August 15, 2011

bra size

Have you ever wonder why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,and H are the letters used to define bra sizes, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well, it's time you became informed! (A) Almost nothing , (B) Barely boobs, (C) Can't complain, (D) Damn, (DD) Double Damn, (E) Enormous, (F) Fake, (G) Get a Reduction, (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!