Monday, July 18, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Beware Of Men Who Call Salons And Ask Female Employees If They "Have An Opening"
Apparently tired of asking strangers if their refrigerator was
running (or if they had Prince Albert in a can), an unknown man
yesterday called a South Carolina salon and asked a female employee if
she had “an opening,” according to cops.
As detailed in an amusing Myrtle Beach Police Department report,
the caller continued asking questions until the 32-year-old Encore
Salon worker realized that he “just wanted to talk dirty to her.”
The responding officer (“RO”) dialed the New Jersey number from which the man appeared to be calling, but nobody answered.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
And the password is....
During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,
it was found that a Blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.
Monday, July 11, 2011
The wine...is
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me....talking to the wine."
Sunday, July 10, 2011
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