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Saturday, October 1, 2011

See u on the bus

To save the economy, on October 30, 2011, Obama will announce
that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting
old people (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social Security
and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
back home!

I started crying when I thought of you.
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.....see you on the bus.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Sloppy Supermarket labeling

http://www.happyplace.com/9969/products-with-unintentionally-vulgar-sticker-placements

to which my witty cousin, Tommy G, replied:
I always got a kick out out of Murine.  It was just urine with an "M" in front of it.

..sure it "gets the red out" but it "puts the yellow in" and you end up going around for the rest of the day looking "pissed"!

and contributed this...

 

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sometimes....

S O M E T I M E S



Sometimes...
 
when you cry....
 
no one sees your tears.
 
Sometimes...
 
when you are in pain.
 
no one sees your hurt.
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are worried..
 
no one sees your stress
 
Sometimes..
 
when you are happy..
 
no one sees your smile ..
 
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But FART!! Just ONE time...
 
And everybody knows!!
 
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!