Last night, I ended up with an older woman at the sports bar.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all and soon
I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, we had a bit of a snuggle ... and then she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?"
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh..." I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." I said.
We drank a bit more, then she says, with a wink, "well tonight is your lucky night."
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom....you still awake?"
