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Geriatric Humor

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Infantile Humor

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"

The other says, "Circumcision."

The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

Hath Not a Slut Eyes?

Who r u - u sexy thang...

Sexuality is a personal experience, and no one is all female or all male, so for you sexy things out there, believe me, 

after you have had sex ten-thousand times, the novelty wears off. 



And, this is how you can become a movie star:

https://secure.imdb.com/signup/signup?d=

and,
who's a slut? Raise your hand...

Sluts R US

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The Tumblr of Brook Busey (Diablo Cody), Linda Spellman & others

7th April 2012

Post reblogged from Mrs. Morrissey with 221 notes

The Benefits of Being Shameless

Tracie nails it so I don’t have to.

tracieeganmorrissey:

Ever since I got pregnant I sort of had this idea in my head that I’d want to write an essay about how I’ve gone about reconciling my past as a self-identified slut and transitioned into being a mother. But the words wouldn’t come to me when I was pregnant, so I figured I’d get to it once I actually had the baby and experienced motherhood. So I waited and waited, and now, six months later, I’m still unable to write about it. It’s not because the subject matter is too difficult or too sensitive. It’s just that I’ve come to realize something: What is there to reconcile?

Theater Geek Alert

Pick a starting salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."