It goes: Christmas, New Year's
Eve and Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? Those
are all days when you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get
around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's -- boom! there's
Valentine's Day for you. I think there should be just one more holiday
after Valentine's Day, just for the stragglers -- and it should be
called, Who Could Love You?
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